I've written my share of flowery descriptions for properties and often have to laugh at some of the creative euphemisms agents use to describe their properties. Even though I've shared a lot of them with you already, here are a few more from Scott Levitt:
Cathedral ceilings: Better get a loan for your heating bill. Might be cheaper to burn your furniture to stay warm.
Close to schools: You will spend big chunks of your morning and evening commute stuck behind buses and crawling through school zones.
Commuter's dream: Built conveniently at the bottom of an off-ramp next to a truck stop.
Daring design: Hope you want to live in a warehouse.
Efficiently designed kitchen: The kitchen is big enough for one person unless you want to open the stove. If you do, back into the living room.
Lots of storage space: Good luck making the basement a family room.
Meticulously maintained, original condition: Hope you like 50-year-old avocado appliances!
Pet-friendly neighborhood: Be sure to buy a pooper-scooper when you move in, even if you don't own a dog.
Walking distance to (X): Good luck finding parking in this neighborhood!
Jul 13, 2012
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