Jun 30, 2008

The Real Estate Psychic Hotline

Phoenix Realtor Paul Pastore is a funny guy. You gotta love his concept:

"Imagine sellers being able to call a 1/900# and receive the value of their property by a real live psychic! The technology is here and it is being beta tested this month. A seller will be able to give a psychic their astrological sign, date of birth, height, weight, eye color, and sexual preference. In return the psychic will, for a nominal fee, tell the seller the value of their property.

No longer will sellers have to calculate on their own what they wish their property would sell for if the market were stronger .... The mantra "There's no place like home" and "My home is my castle" will be factored into every Psychic Realty Hotline estimate!

In order to assure the estimates are favorable, the hotline will be manned by local friends, relatives, and ex-real estate agents who will never forget the good old days or peak prices from yester-year. Short sales, foreclosures, new home specs, and excess inventory levels will not be considered to insure favorable valuations.

All values from the Realty Psychic Hotline will have a disclaimer saying they will become immediately invalid if reviewed by a real estate professional. 'Everyone is entitled to their feeling' is the slogan for the hotline. And, 'It's more important to be righteous than right' is the hotline motto.

If you know of anyone who is having difficulty selling their property, call the Real Estate Psychic Hotline today. Operators are standing by. And, for a limited time the first 100 callers will receive a $1,000 pricing bonus to be added to their property pricing profile."

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