Dealing with government red tape

If you've ever dealt with zone issues, you'll appreciate this cartoon. It makes light of a prediciment that is anything but funny.

Good thing I'm a pro and know how to zip through zoning, subdivisions regulations, covenants, deed restrictions, easements, historic districts, urban renewal districts, overlay zones, variances, building codes, non-conformities, PUDs, floodplain restrictions, water rights, mineral rights, master plans, plat maps, annexation agreements, etc.

Or not.

Plow through - yes.

Zip through - never.

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