Sometimes we have to take a step back, find the humor, and look at the fun and challenging situations that only a Realtor truly understands.
- I could make an expert burglar after all the homes I've broken into.
- It's great picking your own working hours - except that your clients dictate most of them. And they happen to be weekends and evenings.
- Selling homes is a good way to get rich slowly.
- One man's junk is another man's treasure? Not really - sometimes it's just junk.
- Short sales are not short. They should be called Stress sales.
- Why is it the folks who really want granite counter tops don't actually cook?
- Half of the visitors to your open house are just looking for decorating ideas - but they won't admit it.
- We're able to leap over a garage door sensor in a single bound.
- Paying quarterly taxes stinks. But at least it means you made money.
- Never open a closed door unannounced. Unless you want a dog bite or to be flashed by someone.
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