Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas ... or pretty near.
The town of Albert, Texas is just down the road from Luckenbach and you can buy the whole 13 acre place for just $595,000.
Albert dates back to 1892 and is west of Austin. Some folks call it a ghost town, but based on the number of motorcycles at the local dance hall, I'd say there is some life still in it.
Located in the Texas Hill Country, the property features an ice house/bar, pavilion and a 3 bedroom house.
With an creek, fresh water supply, a small orchard and a big ole oak tree, I'd say ... (cue Waylon Jennings) ... ain't nobody feelin no pain.